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UK/Europe release info. “History’s Stranglers” b/w "Venice" 7-inch/CD single comes out sept.4th - full length comes out the week after, on sept.11th. yes, that is a significant date for an american citizen. also, a headlining UK tour w/ Ladyfinger (ne) & Winnebago Deal has been announced, dates + ticket info in the tour section. also, MTV2 UK are adding our bad ass video for "History's Stranglers" into rotation cause they realized it's dazzling movie magic and are down with uncle bad touch! keep eating beans!

punknews.org is running a contest to win a bronx-themed instrument of the devil - go win yourself a ouija board

a couple headlining shows and another week of west coast dates with Mastodon / Converge have been posted.

so, there are two versions of our record available in stores.

the one that does not say "the bronx" (see above) is the the adult version and comes in a digipack. it says PARENTAL ADVISORY on it.

the one that does say "the bronx" (see above) is the clean version. IT DOES NOT SAY PARENTAL ADVISORY on it and it sounds like matt forgot to sing certain parts of songs - such as 'motherfucker' and 'shitty' and 'cunt'. just like when I bought "easy duz it" when I was 8. wasn’t old enough to buy the OG version.

the 3-D glasses that you are receiving when you purchase our album were intended for use at our shows to view our massive gluttonous, self-inflated egos printed in 3-D. of course, the printer fucked up everything so the entire set has to be redone. apologies. be patient, it'll be available for our tour with mastadon in september (dates and presale info in the shows section) - hells yeah.

today is the day. the new full length record is available in stores and all over the internerd. available online at the following links...
itunes (itunes has to be open before clicking)
tower
amazon
interpunk

the folks over at spin.com have dubbed us as their artist of the day, now we're big time, ladies.

AOL is streaming our record for the masses here in all of it's edited glory - here comes your sh---y future.

what better way to celebrate america's birthday than to announce the official release of our vinyl in-stores and via the information superweb at swami records